You see, we probably get at least 5 pieces of mail from Capitol One wanting our business every week. We didn't ask for them, we don't have a Capitol One card (nor do we have plans to get one) and frankly, I want to throw things at the TV when I see their ads come on.
So, here's my plan, Capitol One.
You give me all the money you're spending on postage and printing. Seriously, we'd be RICH. Even if it was only like 20 cents per mailing....
We'd have a much brighter Christmas AND, I'd have a much better opinion of you -- Capitol One.
Until then... we are foes.