No, it’s just a sedated monkey

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People are starting to notice I’m pregnant. A sister missionary at the temple mentioned something “new being added to our family” on Saturday and I watned to say “how’d you know aobut our new kitten” — you know, just to make her squirm.
But now I have a new one.
No, I’m not pregnant, it’s just a sedated monkey.
Read it and be amused:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28139472/

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  1. says

    What in the world?!?! Where do people get these ideas? “Let’s bring a monkey home from vacation.” “Great idea, but how will we get past Security?” “Oh, I’ll just put it in my shirt and pretend I’m pregnant.” “Wow, you’re so smart, I’m so proud to be your Mom.”

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