1. We have no Y on the mountain. No letters at all. If you go down to St. George, there is a D…but here, just plain mou-ans.

2. My ward is nice and young. You could be my neighbor. There’s some gorgeous homes just down the street from my humble dwelling.

3. I haven’t run into a single soul that I grew up with…not that it couldn’t happen, but the chances are far less likely.

4. It’s a bit warmer here. I’m not mentioning our freakishly cold winter this year and obvious lack of spring. It’s usually warmer.

5. I think the drivers are better down here. I really do.

Ummmm….well….does that counteract our lack of humidity and the fact that the Utah accents are probably even WORSE down here (if that’s even possible)? Small town, not much variety either.

But I’m here. 🙂